I feel a bit more human today, so let's have a little fun!
I found this picture when I was looking for hot dick photos, but decided to save it for another day. Cute, isn't it?
A family member recently sent me the list of home remedies, which made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it with you!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
9 comments:
OMG those home remedies made me laugh so, so hard. The picture is priceless as well.
OMG!!!! I just don't know about you. That's some Sick stuff. LMAO!!!!
2 Nice Buns, and what a Dog!!!!
LOL! Those are funny.
*snerk* I love it! And I'm not very handy, so I kind of live by the WD-40 and duct tape law.
Good morning, ladies!
Glad you enjoyed the fun fest!
One of those, "You might be a nurse if..." things is that you believe that anything can be fixed with tape--which is about all you have to work with in a hospital. It works for gaping wounds, sagging ventilator tubing, and, in a pinch, can be used to restrain a combative patient. I once went to get some proper restraints after a patient slugged me, only to return and find that one of my cohorts had taped his wrists to the side rails with adhesive tape. His fingers waving at me are something I don't believe I'll ever forget...
That's a little nurse humor, there. ;-)
But that's at the hospital. Up at the barn, I fix everything with WD-40 and binder twine....
You girls are fun and crazy!!!!
Cheryl,
P.S. Cheryl, Ms. Moonlight is doing a review today of "Warrior".
She waiting for "Rogue" to that one too.
Duct tape is also good for quick fixes in costumes. I do a lot of convention going and duct tape is a great friend.
Yes Cheryl, as Donna mentioned in her comment to your post here, I finished "Warrior" last night and LOVED IT! I am waiting for Amazon to ship "Rogue"- can't wait to read it! I am totally loving this series. Great job!
:o)
Hello Ms Moonlight!
I read your review of Warrior on my phone yesterday(I was out of town most of the day)and I loved your take on the penis issue. It made me laugh, and laughter is what it's all about!
Thanks!
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