Baggy Pants and Nice Buns

If men insist on wearing baggy pants, this is how they should be worn! And they should expect to get pinched and fondled--and like it!
I was in Las Vegas recently, and went to the Thunder from Down Under show. Those guys certainly had buns worth pinching, and they didn't care what you touched as long as you didn't squeeze their balls. Too bad it's not like that everywhere.
Not that I'm advocating a touchy-feely society, but I think we've taken the "hands off" thing just a little too far.
I've been told I should go to Italy if I want my ass pinched. Seems a long way to go for that, but who knows, it might be worth it. I would dearly love to have my ass grabbed now and then, but everyone is so afraid to do things like that nowadays. Men don't even whistle at pretty girls anymore, at least not when I'm around to hear it. Kids in school may not get paddled, but they don't get a hug when they need it, either. I think this is rather sad.
What I'm trying to say is that we need to relax a little, and not get so bent out of shape when someone pats you on the shoulder, or on the ass. We are social animals; we need touch as much as we need conversation. It's unnatural to be so cut off from physical contact, and leads to frustrations that can lead to other problems. We could all use a good hug now and then. Or a nice pat on the buns!